“Why don’t these numbers match?” is the most expensive sentence in any data-driven company. Revenue is $4.2M on the finance dashboard and $3.9M in the product BI tool. Churn is 2.1% or 3.4% depending on which analyst you ask. Your ML model trained on one definition of “active user” is being evaluated against a slightly different one that someone quietly changed six weeks ago without a migration.
The data team spends half their week in Slack threads they didn’t start. Executives stop trusting dashboards. Everyone builds their own version of the truth in Google Sheets. Sound familiar?
